My new career

I' ve decided. I have to be one of the following:

Samantha Brown
Anthony Bourdain
Any Discovery Channel host
Any Travel Channel host
Any HG TV host

I suppose I have the best chance at the Samantha Brown gig, only requirement is that I win the lotto so I can hire a full time nanny (job requires lots of travel), that I drop about 20 pounds, and that I learn to not speak like a total bumpkin idiot.

Ok, that said, maybe Bourdain? Nope, too well read. Love the sarcasm though. And he walks with my late Dad's swagger. Well, actually that may be a plus, I can do that. And lose my keys, phone, glasses, etc.

Anyway, the point of this is that West Virginia sucks.
Haha!
Take that Kelly!